News of the Weird
  1. Police: Ohio suspect may have eaten evidence
  2. Person in chicken suit ruffles feathers in Colo.
  3. Jury sides with NYC police in clown's lawsuit
  4. Lizzie Borden acquitted in mock retrial
  5. Man who claimed disability spotted on TV show
  6. Grinch! North Pole irked at end to Santa replies
  7. Utah teen to challenge citation for McDonald's rap
  8. Conway man accused of attacking man with squeegee
  9. Researchers: Ohio State lake jump a wee bit of fun
  10. Police: Teens taped themselves stealing presents